Shane Gillis suggests that the hierarchy of coolness places straight white men and black lesbians on an equal level.

“my theory is that so Lam mer said there was a bunch of studs black lesbians cat calling white ladies pogs B fat ass white ladies whoa yeah that's fun pretty awesome the theory I floated to Lam mer and he seems to be in agreement I don't know what's in his heart but I'm saying that black lesbians on ”

Matt McCusker finds the act of falling down to be inherently funny.

“falling down is funny as hell”

Serial killers are not necessarily bed-wetters as the McDonald triad misconception suggests.

“It's a misconception the serial killers are bedwarters. That's not true.”

Steve Gerben claims that performing a lip-sync routine in high school, where he danced as Madonna, was not as humorous as he had anticipated at the time.

“it was really uncomfortable it was not as funny as I thought it was going to be like a virgin and then I did this move where I got down like a virgin my hand and I like like humped and that's what triggered the person”