A husband whose wife refused to attend a family Christmas due to a rejected dessert submission is not in the wrong.

“I don't think the guy's an [ __ ]”

The husband in the cookie conflict is not an a**hole for wanting his family together despite the mother-in-law's restrictive and potentially petty dessert tradition.

“I don't think the dude is too big of an [ __ ]”

He believes the husband in the bidet story is not an asshole for giving a gift that is both thoughtful and funny.

“He's like overdoing it so he so she was [ __ ] pissed when she saw what I got for her she said I was insinuating that she has a dirty ass and then I was passively aggressively telling her she needed to clean herself better I mean that doesn't seem fair”

She believes it is wrong to get involved in the relationship dynamics between a sibling and their partner.

“none of your business”

He thinks it is inappropriate to get involved in the personal conflicts between a brother and his wife.

“none of your business”

A partner who makes a conscious choice to visit a fetish venue and engage in sexual activity while their long-term partner is away has committed a betrayal that necessitates a serious change, such as

“I feel like either y'all become open or y'all break up. I feel like those are the only two real options here.”

Cheating in a relationship is unacceptable and a sign of poor character.

“I will never get cheating, to be honest.”